Grown Men Crying

The guys are so tough, they only use STRONG paper towels to wipe...

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 14:56:57 -0400

The guys are so tough, they only use STRONG paper towels to wipe the tears away.

Tears set to music. But not set to shirt.

Tue, 11 May 2010 15:03:00 -0400

Tears set to music. But not set to shirt.

Boys Weep...Men Cry

Wed, 05 May 2010 02:45:25 -0400

Boys Weep…Men Cry

Dear girl,

I’m driving away from the airport right now, I can’t believe you got on that plane for your 2 day business trip. I swore to myself I wouldn’t cry, but now my vow is soggy and wet. A thousand things are going through my head right now. When you said you wanted to re-decorate the whole apartment in Pink and Purple, who the F**K was I to say I’ll definitely think about it! I should have just said ABSOLUTELY YES.

When you said you wanted to throw away my favorite leather lazyboy recliner, I shouldn’t have said…sure baby i’ll get rid of it right after my show is over. I should have stood up and chucked it out a window the second you asked me to. When you said I shouldn’t talk to my mother anymore because she corrupts me with confidence, I shouldn’t have said “Ok Honey” I should have said “Ok Terry” because I know pet names are degrading and cruel.

Please dont be angry with me anymore and fly back in2 my arms when you’re done with your business trip.

Love,

Chet

I’m your BROSEF, you can cry in front of me. While Trevor...

Tue, 04 May 2010 18:09:00 -0400

I’m your BROSEF, you can cry in front of me. While Trevor videos it of course.

Love Is Really Really Real

Sun, 02 May 2010 17:56:49 -0400

You see her
You love her
Oh, you know this is real

We are floating on a cloud made of clouds
And wading in a ocean of our tears (mostly mine)

What part of “I love you so deeply insidely” do you not understand?

Oh, all of it?

You see her
You love her
Oh, you know this is real

-Geoffrey L. (pronounced phonetically)

Not a cloud in the sky, but it sure is raining...

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:52:28 -0400

Gurl, please pick up the phone. I’ve been calling all night. I’ve been laying on the hood of my hatchback dodge neon, the back of my head is soaked a puddle of tears. I can feel the air so cold around me, not cold enough to stop these tears from falling, but its cold enough to freeze my heart now that you’re gone. I’m so sorry that I was allergic to your cats, its my fault, I shouldn’t have left to get benedryl 20 minutes into watching your movie “Tortilla Soup.” (which I loved by the way, and cant wait to finish). Its just my hands (and this isn’t an excuse! I know you’re tired of my excuses) but my hands were swelling up and I couldn’t feel my tongue. But I’m sorry baby! I’m f***ing sorry! I love you so much please unlock the door and take me back. I wanna B UR Angel…ohh again.

-Angelo

A guy crying at a sad, sad, sad, sad pro-wrestling...

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:58:40 -0400

A guy crying at a sad, sad, sad, sad pro-wrestling Q&A.

Submitted by Italian Cupcake.

Glenn Beck. What else do you need to know? Submitted by Michael...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:25:57 -0400

Glenn Beck. What else do you need to know?

Submitted by Michael Gallagher/Totally Sketch

Terrell Owens crying because he sucks at football. Submitted by...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 15:04:41 -0400

Terrell Owens crying because he sucks at football.

Submitted by SteveGreeneComedy

It’s like, just stupid books, man. Submitted by...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:02:09 -0400

It’s like, just stupid books, man.

Submitted by SteveGreeneComedy

Angelo from Tool Academy. A goldmine of tears. Contributed...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:27:03 -0400

Angelo from Tool Academy. A goldmine of tears.

Contributed by Italian Cupcake via Twitter

From “Intervention”. Come on, all the Crystal Meth...

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 12:08:54 -0400

From “Intervention”. Come on, all the Crystal Meth in the world isn’t this cry-worthy.